Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Ahh it's good to be back, thank you purple sheep.

I start today's short post with a picture of a t-shirt. It is clever, and it represents all those that are just like me.. except it's kind of specific I suppose. ENJOY.

Now I'd also like to add how HARD IT WAS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO ACCESS THIS ACCOUNT!!!

Took me forever and now I'm too sleepy to write anything mildly entertaining. I guess the tshirt speaks for itself. Mwuhaha.

In due time though.. caffeine monkey has been brought back to life. For those of you that wonder.. "Does she know that she spelled caffeine wrong.." YES I do but the domain with correct spelling was taken... just thought I'd put that out there. Ok actually.. now that I think of it.. I don't think the domain is taken... I think I just genuinely at the time of creating the URL wasn't sure how to spell caffeine.. I before E except after C DOES NOT apply here :( Darn... how sad. Well now I know yet another exception to that silly rule they taught us.. which isn't a good rule at all if there are so many exceptions. Poo.

EURO CUP IS COMING...!!! 2 Years ago I said it best, just thinking about soccer causes Neurotransmitter's to be released.. it's like TETANY of the MIND!@!@!!.... hahaha.. the difference between then and now, I actually properly know what a Neurotransmitter is, and I can list them all!!! Isn't time magical? Time goes by and we learn so much. Who knew I'd be here now. But I'm still the same old caffeine monkey. Yeahhhhhh

- Caffeine Monkey OUT


Monday, June 7, 2010

What is this? Centi-pee-de :) haha its a pun!

WELL OK i decided not to tell the story =) cause its too long and tedious and traumatizing.. but its 3:44am I JUST KILLED A CENTIPEDE with a thermos...and soup can... went downstairs to go to the bathroom cause my brain and bladder were both hurting from too much path and micro.. and there was a wiggling centipede.. so i screamed.. got a can and crushed it.

MWUAHAHAHA.

I havent updated in so long.. that will be done tomorrow.. after my brain doesnt hurt so much =( I have so many lovely stories to tell! oh yes!

I want to watch that greek movie tomorroww... I think I will!

WHERE IS PURPLE SHEEP??? I havent seen that human being in forever.... =(

Friday, June 4, 2010

WTF... I just got robbed. I wil ltell the story soon...

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Friday nights always continue to satur-DAY

Soo... this morning I have a digicel promotional cloth in my purse.. all my money.. and a really bad cough. I woke up at 9am.. went back to sleep.. woke up at 1pm... Realized I had soccer at 430pm... and drank alooot of apple juice. Im not sure why.. but the stove was on... I do believe I was going to make food last night.. but I decided against it.. I ate sandwhich meat instead. It was so good. I wasnt sure where I changed nito my pyjamas.. so a good chunk of time.. was devoted to locating the location of my pants. Yesssirrr.

Soccer was awesome!! I didnt even bring a waterbottle cause I was positive nobody would show up.. so I walk down there to the roundabout and low and behold I see 2 girls standing there.. a van then pulls up.. with like 5 more people in it!!! I didnt know how to react... my fellow soccer leader wasnt there... I called her.. and it turns out she was parked at a tree at the roundabout.. she didnt think that group of people was the soccer girls BECAUSE its self explanatory.. "there was a group of people.." The majority of the people WERE NOT.. I repeat.. WERE NOT brown :) it was amazing.
**CONCLUSION OF THE DAY**:--> As the number of non-brown people increase in this "school", the number of people that are active in women's sports and activities increase proportionally.
"It's time for change" - barack Obama.
Power to the transfer students that make this dream possible <3

AND THEN when I got back from soccer.. I downloaded the BEST COMEDIAN thing ever Aziz Ansari.. laughed and laughed. I ordered pizza too.. but when I say I ordered pizzaa... oh yeah I ORDERED PIZZA.. ;) rawr.

DOMINOS PIZZA! 1 bbq chicken pizza, 1 half pepperoni half onions,green peppers and diced chicken... 1 order of cheesy bread, 1 order of chicken bite things, 1 glass of apple juice :) And 2 people waiting to eat it.. =) lol yummy.

Then I watched a movie about a magical rock that grants wishes.. with a baby that has telopathic abilities.. and realized Im rather sick ( I have a cold..)

So EXCITED FOR WORLD CUP.. everytime I listen to the knaan song.. wavin flag or think about soccer.. I cant function because my synaptic neurotransmitters start firing at alarming rates. It's like tetany of the MINDDDDDDDDD.... I have untamed synapses.. it's sad.

- Caffeine Monkey OUT

Friday, May 21, 2010

MOOSE on the LOOSE

I was watching discovery channel... they had a show about moose. Moose eat 50 lbs of vegetation during a day... leaves weigh practically nothing..soooo that's alot of leaves.

If I didnt have internet.. or tv... I'd eat all day too =)

Thursday, May 20, 2010

What sounds do goats make? =s


As I'm studying Im taking a break while I cook some noodles... (IM HUNGRY) to write about the time I hit a goat.

A person and I were driving to school... and then... almost there.. goats were crossing the road.. a tiny baby goat was walking and we were driving towards it.. I thought it'd stop but an H bus was driving the other direction so it decided to speed up and it ran across the road right as we got there and BAM. There was no way to avoid it... H bus in the other lane heading towards us, ditch to the left and a school bus behind us.. we slowed down :( but all efforts were futile. Poor goat may itrest in peace... it did make a weird goat-ish sound though. Poor thing.. I looked back and it lifted its head up so I think it was alive. We were driving pretty slow. on teh way back from school it wasnt on the road.. and neither was any goat remnants. SOOOO I *HOPE* it's alive somewhere right now.. it was a cute baby goat too. <3

HMM when I was making my noodles.. Iwas looking for a pot to put water in. I found 1 on the dishwashing rack.. so I picked it up.. started putting 2cups ofwater in it until I realized it was those STRAINERS that look like pots... so water went through the holes.. onto the floor! But LUCKILY i realized pretty quickly.. phew. =)

That was for you PURPLE SHEEP!

- Caffeine Monkey

Hurricane shutter injured lizards!


Thanks to the purple sheep for this brilliant idea.. Im sure I'll have fun writing randomness that's on my mind.

I was sitting in my living room anddd there was a lizard sitting on the inside of my hurricane shutters (which are like really cool blinds) and it was jsut sitting there... the shutter were closed... but the lizard was between the shutter and the actual glass window. The lizard wasnt really moving too much. I thought it'd move once I lifted the hurricane shutter up via the really cool electronic button! So I put them up to let in some good old sunlight... =) later on I put the shutters down the lizard was still there and it wasnt reallymoving. I got closer to it.. realized that it was dead. So it wasnt movign cause I accidentally msut have crushed it with the hurricane shutters when they folded up into the top compartment thingy.. I'm sitting here.. and it's still there... watching me. It's eyes were all pokey outy and its like a painting on the wall....

IT WATCHES ME WHILE I SLEEP :( may it rest in peace.. and if i did kill it.. it was an accident may it rest in peace. I shall name it... ROLANDO!

hmm I drank too much coffee... I feel it. Tired.. cant sleep.. caffeine rush? Very bad though. One day perhaps I'll stop drinking coffee.. I doubt it. NAP TIME!